August 20, 2004
fun
Wife Objects To Midget Above The Fridge
I’ve spent the last 8 months driving me wife to get rid of a ton of her stuff
so that we could use more than the front 2 inches of every drawer, cupboard and
closet in the house (of course, it’s her stuff that I find to be extraneous : ).
Yesterday, while she was on her 2nd night of working 3 12-hour night shifts in a
row, I sent her the following email (yes, that’s just the kind of nerd
that I am):
From:
Chris Sells [mailto:csells@sellsbrothers.com]
Sent: Thursday, August
19, 2004 10:51 AM
To: ‘Melissa Sells’
Subject: Moving the
shiny stuff above the frig?
Melissa, can I move the stuff above the
frig that we never use into the attic?
The “shiny” stuff above the fridge is all kinds of silver and pewter that we
never, ever use but must keep because someone in one of our
families looked at it once a long time ago. Plus, who knows, the Pope could
visit to try to convert us back. This was her complete reply after 25 hours of
work, 6 hours of commute and 6 hours of sleep over 2 days:
From: Melissa
Sells [mailto:msells@sellsbrothers.com]
Sent: Friday, August 20, 2004 8:27 AM
To: ‘Chris Sells’
Subject: RE: Moving the shiny stuff above the frig?
Is there
something that you feel you need to put above the fridge? Are you planning
on letting a midget live up there? Because I think that if you are going to
let a midget live in the house, they have a right to have a room with a
window or something. In that case, you should have them move into the
cupboard under the counter in the laundry room and we can knock out a space
for a window. It would also be a lot easier for them to get to without
having to rig up some sort of ladder, as that would just take up more of
your precious space. On the other hand, living above the fridge would give
them easy access to the food, and we could have a string with a roll up
ladder rigging. Although having easier access to the fridge may make them
over eat and they may get wedged up in the space over the fridge, be unable
to escape and then we will have to explain why we have that strange odor in
the kitchen.
Is there any doubt why I love her? : )
August 20, 2004
interview
Some of the MS Interview Process Filmed (Finally!)
Channel9 did what I was unable to ever get done:
filmed some of the interview
process (part
1,
part 2 and
part 3). It’s not an actual interview, but Gretchen Ledgard and Zoe Goldring,
both Central Sourcing Consultants at HR for MS, lead you through what to expect
at a Microsoft interview, providing a wealth of wonderful tips, e.g.
- MS is casual, so it doesn’t matter so much what you where (i.e. don’t
feel you have to wear a suit, but don’t show up in flip-flops and headphones
around your neck [still playing!]). Regardless of what you where, it’s
what’s in your head that’s important.
- Interact a lot of with the interviewer. Ask questions, think out loud,
etc. The questions are meant to be vague and again, it’s about what’s going
on in your head, so verbalize it.
- Bring water if you’re thirsty, not coffee, as spilling coffee is going
to leave a much more lasting stain/impression.
- MS rarely asks logic/riddle questions anymore. They’re not a good
indicator of a good employee.
- Expect coding questions if you’re a dev, testing questions if you’re a
tester and passion questions no matter what.
- If an MS recruiter calls, don’t expect them to have a specific job in
mind. Instead, expect to be asked what you’d like to do at MS.
- If the first interview doesn’t take, it may well be that you’re right
for MS but not right for that job. It can literally take years to
find the right job for you at MS.
BTW, I have to say that I never got a ride on an HR shuttle. I guess they
save that for the “good” hires… : )
Discuss
August 18, 2004
.net
Longhorn on Mars
Arun Bhatnagar found Longhorn on Mars today:
“I am a software developer who is currently working on C#/.net in Canada. Like so many other developers I am really excited about the features in Longhorn. I am waiting for it and so it is really good to know that Longhorn already exists on Mars. Yes, that’s what USA Today reported today. Read the caption beside the image in this story.”
Apparently NASA’s in the early adopter program… : )
August 18, 2004
.net
Don Tours the Indigo Building (aka 42)
It’s easy to forget the real people behind any given project, especially one the size of Indigo with Don as the pretty figure head. In this video, Don (via Robert and Channel9) shows you a fraction of the people that work on the team and they reveal their deepest past implementation shames and triumphs. Put a face on CoInitializeSecurity and enjoy.