October 3, 2003

My 9-Year Old Has A Cell Phone

Here. The one where my 9-year-old has a cell phone and I'm glad (but my wife is not : ).
October 3, 2003

Stealing Anyone’s IP is Low

Here. Earlier this week, some low-life stole the source code for the soon to be released Half-Life 2 and then posted it. Now, I'm a huge Half-Life fan (I've played all the installments of Half-Life twice) and so I've been anxiously looking forward to HF2. But even if I hated HF, I'd still feel the same. If folks steal and redistribute IP of any kind, whether it's words, code, art, music, videos, etc, nobody will be able to afford to produce it anymore! And it's not like music or video, where the RIAA and theaters have done their level best to shear us at ever opportunity; s/w is affordable and convenient to consume! I'm all for "try before you buy," but "steal and redistribute" just means that we won't get new media to consume in the future. There's no excuse for this kind of behavior. DISCLAIMER: I'm an employee of Microsoft, Corp. but the opinions expressed on this web site are my own and in no way reflect the opinions of my employer.
October 3, 2003

Forces Required 2 Drag Sheep Over Various Surfaces

Here. The 2003 Ig Nobel Prize Winners
October 3, 2003 .net

Use Rory Blyth as your own personal PDC reporter

Here. Rory Blyth, potentially the most entertaining writer in the bloggesphere, has offered to be your own personal PDC reporter, attending the topics that you can't and writing them up for you. I'm not sure if he's willing to do this, but maybe you could talk him into wearing your clothers while he does it. I'm XXL, Rory, and like neon colors. I'll send my session schedule later today and you just hit all the ones I can't, OK? Great. Thanks!
October 3, 2003

Geek dinner in Portland… and I missed it!

Here. Doh! There was a geek dinner in Portland and I missed it! What? I make my address and email secret from you people?!? Let me know these things! I hope they have another one soon...
October 3, 2003

Nuance Vocalizer 3.0 Demo

Here. I always love a good text-to-speech demo. I dream of the day of marrying Project Gutenberg [1] with great TTS, colored in a "voice font" of my favorite reader. [1] http://promo.net/pg/
October 3, 2003 spout

My 9-Year Old Has a Cell Phone

Friday, October 3, 2003

Tonight is Friday night, which means the Sells family generally has pizza and a movie at home. However, since we’ve been through most of Blockbuster’s catalog and the boys aren’t quite old enough for most of my DVD collection (9 is a tad young for things like Fight Club…), we thought we’d take in the new Jack Black movie School of Rock. Kids-in-Mind.com gives it a 3.3.3, heavy on the poop jokes (which my sons like) and heavy on the irreverence (which I like), so it seemed like a winner. However, as most movies start between 7-7:30pm and I just noticed it was 6:30p but Melissa wasn’t home with the boys, I started the calling. First was her cell, but I remember her telling me it was out of batteries. Then it was her sister’s house, where she had been, but she had left for a friend’s. Then the friend, but no answer. And then I remembered my son and his cell phone.

My son is 9 years old. He’s been into computers and gadgets of all kinds since before he was 3. A few months ago, he was digging around and found my old Nokia cell phone. It had some cool games, so he charged it up and started carrying it around with him. Then, he wanted minutes so he could make his own calls. So we finally found our way to the local AT&T wireless place (which wasn’t really very local at all) and he spent his allowance money on pre-paid minutes ($10 for 20 minutes). After less than a week, he was down to 8 minutes left. He’s most just calling his friends from our car (where I have my cell in my pocket w/o unlimited monthly minutes) or from our house (where we don’t have long distance, but we do still have a land line), but it’s his phone and his money and it gives him pleasure.

It did, however, freak my wife out. A 9-year old doesn’t need a cell phone!” she’d say. I’d explain that it was his own money. A 9-year old doesn’t need a cell phone! Drug dealers have cell phones!” She and I both have our own cell phones and besides the occasional glass of wine, we don’t even *use* drugs, let alone *sell* them. And while no amount of reasoning with her stopped her from being upset, she didn’t say he couldn’t have a cell phone, so now he does. That he keeps charged. And that he carries. And that he spends his own money on minutes for. And that I just called because he was with his mother:

“Hello?” said my 9-year-old son on his very own cell phone, surprised but pleased to get a call.

Can I talk to your mother?”

Sure.”

“Hello. Sorry. My cell phone ran out of batteries,” she said.

Aren’t you glad that John has a cell phone?” I asked, not bothering to keep the smug out of my voice.

Hmphf,” she said, not bothering to keep the annoyed out of hers.

I think I may pay for his next batch of minutes just so I can keep calling her on his phone. : )

October 2, 2003 .net

PDC Pre-Con Tutorial: Windows Forms

Here. I don't think I've mentioned it here, but I'm really looking forward to the Windows Forms pre-conference tutorial I'm giving with Rocky Lhotka at the PDC. I've never spoken at a PDC before but it'll be just like old times with Don, Tim and Martin down the hall. Also, I've never spoken with Rocky before, but he's also a big Midwesterner with a strong opinion, so it should be fun. Plus, he prefers semi-colonless languages, so all kinds of sparks should fly as I attempt to convert him to the one, true way and he does the same to me. We may have trouble remembering there's an audience. : )

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